i like porn. hell i love porn. i'm about to watch it now. all kinds. just not that granny shit. makes my stomach queasy. or hairy folks. and i don't do the romantic shit. i want some good hard pounding ass porn. not necessarily ass pounding...well you know what i mean.
i can't stand these thirsty ass dudes that be giving these rat faced chicks all of these compliment just so they can try to smash or get a pussy pic. i know i'm not a beauty queen but gaaaaaaatdaaaayuuum! summa these broads be looking like they got kicked in the face with a hot football cleat! then these ol dirty ass knuckleheads be gassing they asses up talking about, "looking good ma". nucka, where??? point that shit out and highlight it so i can find it! shit. stop fucking lying to thee booger wolf ass bitches!
can't stand a punk ass dude either. you wanna think that you are a gift from heaven when you more like a surprise from hell. sit yo monkey ass down somegotdamnwhere! wanna be talking about chicks need to be natural and don't wear weave. but these same clown ass dudes be jockin the heifas with weave all down the crack of their asses. boy miss me with that shit!
i need a drink. well rather i want a drink. wish i had a nice riesling . mmmm.... and some bread pudding. i should make some. that would be so good! i could put some white chocolate chips and macadamia nuts in it. yum! ok i'm making myself hungry!!
i think i wanna be bad. well not that bad. but i think i wanna go out and tongue kiss a stranger. or maybe kiss a woman. that would be some shit! hahahaha! iono...hell may just do both! note to self... buy gum and mints in case you do go out tomorrow. and blow pops! i may even feel a guy up! and i won't even drink so i can't say the alcohol made me do it! oh who am i kidding! you know i'm drinking! but i'm daring myself to do something devious! challenge on!
i really should go have a drink...and watch my porn. just don't feel like getting my lazy ass off the bed though. don't make no sense to be this lazy. oh well oh hell. i get up early in the damn morning. i can be tired.
i want my toes sucked on! someone licked my toes monday and now i'm feenin for the shit! made my body tingle in a good way! mmmm.... and i bet he would do it like he was eating pussy too! well hell he said he would eat that too! lawdjeefus!
speaking of pussy... well my yoni. i like that word... yoni... (thanks EJD for introducing it to me) anyway, i wanna get her waxed. just rip that shit right off! i bet the pain would feel good. dammit, Sweetness jumped just thinking about that shit! mmmm love a little pain with my pleasure. i had an orgasm getting my tattoos! i want another one of those too!
told you this shit was random. oh well... off to lobster tube and some solo masturbation. i love touching my yoni. just like rubbing velvet. and she's sooo pretty pink! you wanna touch her too? maaaybe! anyway... tata for now!
smooches!
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