unless you were a good lil puritan virgin nun, you have more than 1 sex partner. and if you're friends with me, i KNOW you have. *freaky ass* but have you ever looked back over your list of bedmates and wonder... WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!!!
i was chatting with a friend recently about our past sexual encounters. i started thinking about the good times... the great time... and the down right i'm still blushing cause that was some bomb ass sex times... whew lawd! but with the good, comes the bad. i've had some sex partners. my 1st time... dud with a capital UD cause there was no d! then there was the time of the surprise 3 some or the almost some. them busta asses chickened out even though it was their idea. the no stroke dude. the lil dick quick shooting classmate. the busted ass 4 year fantasy dude. the one that damn near sucked my clit off! uuuuuugggghhh!!! i swear they were a waste of wet panties!
can we have bad sex partners arrested? they were impersonating potential orgasms. their asses should be locked up for that shit. you take the time to get all ready for them and they make you regret that you even put on lotion! funky bastards! i mean you take the time to shave your kitty, put on some matching underwear and actually get excited for them and then they come with the limp dick or the wack ass head game. really? seriously? SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!! put them on their version of a sex offender poster and hang em up in the sex shops. do not sleep with this man. he will not cause anything but disappointment.
let me go get started on those posters...
smooches!
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
fetishes
i was talking to a friend of mine about how she could make some extra money. i told her that there are some men that will pay for their fetishes. i went on to explain to her about my stint in the foot fetish world. she thought i was kidding. i wasn't.
for a while, i was a foot queen. it started with just me snapping pics and sending them to some guys on facebook. it then went from there to getting requests for my used socks. i thought the shit was funny. but when i was offered $40 for a pair... let's say i was scrambling to my sock drawer! i then made a youtube channel of videos of my crushing on things, mainly food. i've gotten some gifts from a friend. i was invited to a couple of fetish parties in north carolina and new york. i was also contemplating hosting my own. unfortunately, none of my friends were open minded enough to join me in this adventure. funny how women that can fuck both their husbands AND side pieces in the same day found it taboo to let a man suck their toes and rub their dick. but that's a whole nother blog.
i ended up leaving the foot world. it became so annoying when guys would inbox me to ask how my feet were doing instead of me. really? my feet are a PART of me, not the WHOLE of me. you would have thought i told these men that there was no santa claus when i announced my "retirement". i still chit and chat with a few of them. i will snap a pic or 2 for them. i was just told the other day by one guy that he still look at my old pics and stroke his dick. he blamed me for messing up his pants! hahaha! should've pulled them all the way down!
most people find fetishes weird or taboo. it's only because they don't understand them or they have no interest in them. i say to each his own. i personally don't get a lot of them but i'm not about to knock someone for having it. people may find it weird that i have a thing for a man's hair. my weakness is locs. not those nasty ass louisiana/florida locs. ew! but give me a man with some well kept locs and i have to sit on my hands! i damn near fell off a treadmill trying not to touch this man's long locs. it's just something about them...mmmmmm! makes me want to rub them across my lips...tits.. clit... use them to pull hum into the pus... well you get the idea. now don't get me wrong, i love a man with a bald head too! or a nice fade. or a clean fro. i could rub my hands through that too... OHMIGAWD! getting turned on just thinking about that!
i'm sure we all have fetishes. some are probably more mainstream while others may have your friends look at you like "say what". i have others... spanking,biting, hot wax... and some that i'm not ready to share just yet. gotta keep some of the mystery! and if you don't have any fetishes... i challenge you to look deeper.
have fun exploring! ta-ta for now!
smooches!
for a while, i was a foot queen. it started with just me snapping pics and sending them to some guys on facebook. it then went from there to getting requests for my used socks. i thought the shit was funny. but when i was offered $40 for a pair... let's say i was scrambling to my sock drawer! i then made a youtube channel of videos of my crushing on things, mainly food. i've gotten some gifts from a friend. i was invited to a couple of fetish parties in north carolina and new york. i was also contemplating hosting my own. unfortunately, none of my friends were open minded enough to join me in this adventure. funny how women that can fuck both their husbands AND side pieces in the same day found it taboo to let a man suck their toes and rub their dick. but that's a whole nother blog.
i ended up leaving the foot world. it became so annoying when guys would inbox me to ask how my feet were doing instead of me. really? my feet are a PART of me, not the WHOLE of me. you would have thought i told these men that there was no santa claus when i announced my "retirement". i still chit and chat with a few of them. i will snap a pic or 2 for them. i was just told the other day by one guy that he still look at my old pics and stroke his dick. he blamed me for messing up his pants! hahaha! should've pulled them all the way down!
most people find fetishes weird or taboo. it's only because they don't understand them or they have no interest in them. i say to each his own. i personally don't get a lot of them but i'm not about to knock someone for having it. people may find it weird that i have a thing for a man's hair. my weakness is locs. not those nasty ass louisiana/florida locs. ew! but give me a man with some well kept locs and i have to sit on my hands! i damn near fell off a treadmill trying not to touch this man's long locs. it's just something about them...mmmmmm! makes me want to rub them across my lips...tits.. clit... use them to pull hum into the pus... well you get the idea. now don't get me wrong, i love a man with a bald head too! or a nice fade. or a clean fro. i could rub my hands through that too... OHMIGAWD! getting turned on just thinking about that!
i'm sure we all have fetishes. some are probably more mainstream while others may have your friends look at you like "say what". i have others... spanking,biting, hot wax... and some that i'm not ready to share just yet. gotta keep some of the mystery! and if you don't have any fetishes... i challenge you to look deeper.
have fun exploring! ta-ta for now!
smooches!
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
i feel like a woman...
i love being a woman. love being all curvy and soft and stuff. but i absofreakinlutely hate my period!!! geeeez! cramps all up and down my back. loose bowels. irritable. uuuuugggh! why lawd wwwwhhhhyyy!! i think that after you have a kid, your baby daddy should get your period. i mean we had to go thru the 9 months of carrying the child. then have to push that child outta your woowoo. then breastfeed. stretch marks. weight gain. skin changes. what they hell do they get? slaps on the back and a cigar! rat bastards! aaaaand i think that jobs should have "period leave". 5 paid days off so you can stay balled up in your bed, gnawing on chocolate while watching some mindless daytime tv. and these damn ibuprofen ain't about shit!! dammit i have taken about a million of these bitches and i'm still in pain! thinking about crossing over to the hood and getting me some crack to dull this ache!
bras... who thought of this madness? had to be a fracklenaggle man. why the hell do i wanna smother my tits? there's nothing like popping your bra off at the end of the day. it's damn near orgasmic! pop it off and scratch. wooooo! and if you're smiling cause you know what i'm talking about.
i don't really do heels but i do know that they can be muuuurder on the feet! yes, they are sexy and make your ass look like "pow!" but they are little death traps!
all things about being a woman aren't bad. we can cry ans get sympathy. we can get mani pedis and not have it be thought weird. we are the bearers of life. we are the backbones of the family.... yada yada yada.... i just want these gotdamn cramps gone!!!! now where's my heating pad and blanket?
Monday, July 22, 2013
super soaked
i got that from my coworker friend, mia. super soaked. of course, when she said it i asked if she meant "stoked". she says "no. i meant super soaked. means i'm covered in it." maybe it was the mimosas and chocolate wine but it made sense. to be so excited about something that you are totally immersed in it. that's how i used to be about writing. i'm trying to get that way again. i never lost the love for it, just the mojo and time. i've looked over my writings and i feel that electricity again.
i have 2 books already done but they need to be converted. then i have my babies: the dominion falls trilogy. i have a story that i need to finish. i read it again the other day and i fell over laughing at it. i absolutely love that story! can't believe i left it alone for so long. so i've put myself on a timeline. i have until mid august to have it finished. i said i was going to get up early on saturdays and knock out a few pages before the family get up.
i can do it. i know i can. i'm soaked... super soaked... just hope the literary world is ready for this rainstorm!
smooches!
i have 2 books already done but they need to be converted. then i have my babies: the dominion falls trilogy. i have a story that i need to finish. i read it again the other day and i fell over laughing at it. i absolutely love that story! can't believe i left it alone for so long. so i've put myself on a timeline. i have until mid august to have it finished. i said i was going to get up early on saturdays and knock out a few pages before the family get up.
i can do it. i know i can. i'm soaked... super soaked... just hope the literary world is ready for this rainstorm!
smooches!
Friday, July 19, 2013
maaaaan....look
i was gonna type this funny post about something. or was the one about how i got into the foot fetish world. i dunno... anyway, can't type about it now cause my eyes are glazed over like a hot ass donut. i'm sleepy as hell. and i got jose cuervo singing tejano lullabyes in my ear. sounds so sweet... so i guess i'll pick this up in the morning. well after i do chores and come back from walmart.
ok... i'm suppose to leave but the words keep coming out. it's kinda like drunk texting. you know the words don't make sense but you still type the gibberish and hit send. you ever do that? i have. heeheee.... i've gotten em too. got one from a guy friend. thought he was texting his wife. he was telling her how he wanted to bend her over and do some freaky shit to her. i got the text. so did his sisters. his best friend. his co workers. HIS MAMA!!! i diiiiiieeed laughing! that's what his ass get. i told him to stop drinking but nooooo... he wanted to be grown.
oooo denzel is on tv. well the preview for his new movie. ain't he sexy? yes he is! lawd... i'd so do him in church on 1st sunday in front of the bishop! and if he could talk like he did in training day... splash! do you think he's a freak? i bet he is. mmmm... i really love me some denzel!
ok i'm really sleepy. been up since 4:30. yeah i know. ok i'm going for real. but world's dumbest is on. this show is crazy....
tee, take your crazy ass to bed! ok... night yall
smooches...
ok... i'm suppose to leave but the words keep coming out. it's kinda like drunk texting. you know the words don't make sense but you still type the gibberish and hit send. you ever do that? i have. heeheee.... i've gotten em too. got one from a guy friend. thought he was texting his wife. he was telling her how he wanted to bend her over and do some freaky shit to her. i got the text. so did his sisters. his best friend. his co workers. HIS MAMA!!! i diiiiiieeed laughing! that's what his ass get. i told him to stop drinking but nooooo... he wanted to be grown.
oooo denzel is on tv. well the preview for his new movie. ain't he sexy? yes he is! lawd... i'd so do him in church on 1st sunday in front of the bishop! and if he could talk like he did in training day... splash! do you think he's a freak? i bet he is. mmmm... i really love me some denzel!
ok i'm really sleepy. been up since 4:30. yeah i know. ok i'm going for real. but world's dumbest is on. this show is crazy....
tee, take your crazy ass to bed! ok... night yall
smooches...
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Let me reintroduce myself...
the hardest thing that i ever have to write is my own bio. i never want to say too much and have folks give me the gas face. i never want to say too little and have folks asleep at the wheel. then it's what do i leave in and what do i keep? aaarrgh! decisions decisions! i can always give you the basics: name, status, age, location... blah blah bore bore... but what folks wanna know is: what's so interesting about you that i want to read about it. i know that's my take on it. why do i want to read about your day to day dealings if it's mundane. well if someone was to ask me that, my smart ass answer would be: because i'm fabulous, dammit! and you should want to get to know why! so with that said... read all about me!
my name is Tarius. don't know the meaning behind it. never asked. i';m a Sagittarius, if you're interested in that sort of thing. married for 12 years to a great guy (doesn't everyone say that? but for real, he really is great). i have 1 daughter and that is ALL i need. she's a firecracker and a half! she's 3 and my absolute joy! um... let's see... 1 older sister... well actually 2 older sisters. but that's a whole blog...or 2... in and of itself! 2 younger brothers. my parents are recently divorced. thank goodness! but again, that's a whole 2..3 blogs too! my mama could be a reality series all by herself with her antics. anyone know the number to bravo?
ok back to me.... i'm a ssbbw. (google it) i love my many many curves, swerves, dips, valleys and whatever else. hell if i don't love it, who else will. it took me a while to get here though. and i still have my days that i wish i was a lil ol bitty girl. but that's really when it's hot and i want to go braless in a midriff. not too cute when gravity has hit the tits and they are resting on your belly!
ok what else? um... well... i love football and basketball. yes i'm a homer! i love my hometown teams! i'm counting down to kickoff! i don't do baseball. i'll go to the game if you invite me but i'm not buying the tickets to go.
i 'm a writer. i wasn't one of those that was writing from the crib and all that jazz. i was forced into it while in school. i found out that i was good at it so i honed my talents. i used to write poertry but now i'm more into short stories. my genre, if i were to label myself, is romance/erotica. i can be soft and sweet but i can get down right dirty and nasty! i'm kind of a dominant. i have the boots to prove it! i'll get into my sexual side maybe later. i dunno. i may have to start another blog for that one! don't want the church folks to get carpal tunnel from waving their martin luther the king fans and prayer cloths!
aiight, i think i've told you enough about myself for you to know me a lil bit. i 'll share more, i promise. i'm tying this at work. i'm supposed to be doing reviews but i felt a creative streak and i couldn't wait til i got home. so anyway... i hope you enjoyed what you've read and will stick around. if not, it was nice of you to stop by. if you're gonna stay with me, yaaay! i'll try to make the ride as interesting as i possibly can!
smooches!
my name is Tarius. don't know the meaning behind it. never asked. i';m a Sagittarius, if you're interested in that sort of thing. married for 12 years to a great guy (doesn't everyone say that? but for real, he really is great). i have 1 daughter and that is ALL i need. she's a firecracker and a half! she's 3 and my absolute joy! um... let's see... 1 older sister... well actually 2 older sisters. but that's a whole blog...or 2... in and of itself! 2 younger brothers. my parents are recently divorced. thank goodness! but again, that's a whole 2..3 blogs too! my mama could be a reality series all by herself with her antics. anyone know the number to bravo?
ok back to me.... i'm a ssbbw. (google it) i love my many many curves, swerves, dips, valleys and whatever else. hell if i don't love it, who else will. it took me a while to get here though. and i still have my days that i wish i was a lil ol bitty girl. but that's really when it's hot and i want to go braless in a midriff. not too cute when gravity has hit the tits and they are resting on your belly!
ok what else? um... well... i love football and basketball. yes i'm a homer! i love my hometown teams! i'm counting down to kickoff! i don't do baseball. i'll go to the game if you invite me but i'm not buying the tickets to go.
i 'm a writer. i wasn't one of those that was writing from the crib and all that jazz. i was forced into it while in school. i found out that i was good at it so i honed my talents. i used to write poertry but now i'm more into short stories. my genre, if i were to label myself, is romance/erotica. i can be soft and sweet but i can get down right dirty and nasty! i'm kind of a dominant. i have the boots to prove it! i'll get into my sexual side maybe later. i dunno. i may have to start another blog for that one! don't want the church folks to get carpal tunnel from waving their martin luther the king fans and prayer cloths!
aiight, i think i've told you enough about myself for you to know me a lil bit. i 'll share more, i promise. i'm tying this at work. i'm supposed to be doing reviews but i felt a creative streak and i couldn't wait til i got home. so anyway... i hope you enjoyed what you've read and will stick around. if not, it was nice of you to stop by. if you're gonna stay with me, yaaay! i'll try to make the ride as interesting as i possibly can!
smooches!
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