i was gonna type this funny post about something. or was the one about how i got into the foot fetish world. i dunno... anyway, can't type about it now cause my eyes are glazed over like a hot ass donut. i'm sleepy as hell. and i got jose cuervo singing tejano lullabyes in my ear. sounds so sweet... so i guess i'll pick this up in the morning. well after i do chores and come back from walmart.
ok... i'm suppose to leave but the words keep coming out. it's kinda like drunk texting. you know the words don't make sense but you still type the gibberish and hit send. you ever do that? i have. heeheee.... i've gotten em too. got one from a guy friend. thought he was texting his wife. he was telling her how he wanted to bend her over and do some freaky shit to her. i got the text. so did his sisters. his best friend. his co workers. HIS MAMA!!! i diiiiiieeed laughing! that's what his ass get. i told him to stop drinking but nooooo... he wanted to be grown.
oooo denzel is on tv. well the preview for his new movie. ain't he sexy? yes he is! lawd... i'd so do him in church on 1st sunday in front of the bishop! and if he could talk like he did in training day... splash! do you think he's a freak? i bet he is. mmmm... i really love me some denzel!
ok i'm really sleepy. been up since 4:30. yeah i know. ok i'm going for real. but world's dumbest is on. this show is crazy....
tee, take your crazy ass to bed! ok... night yall
smooches...
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