unless you were a good lil puritan virgin nun, you have more than 1 sex partner. and if you're friends with me, i KNOW you have. *freaky ass* but have you ever looked back over your list of bedmates and wonder... WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!!!
i was chatting with a friend recently about our past sexual encounters. i started thinking about the good times... the great time... and the down right i'm still blushing cause that was some bomb ass sex times... whew lawd! but with the good, comes the bad. i've had some sex partners. my 1st time... dud with a capital UD cause there was no d! then there was the time of the surprise 3 some or the almost some. them busta asses chickened out even though it was their idea. the no stroke dude. the lil dick quick shooting classmate. the busted ass 4 year fantasy dude. the one that damn near sucked my clit off! uuuuuugggghhh!!! i swear they were a waste of wet panties!
can we have bad sex partners arrested? they were impersonating potential orgasms. their asses should be locked up for that shit. you take the time to get all ready for them and they make you regret that you even put on lotion! funky bastards! i mean you take the time to shave your kitty, put on some matching underwear and actually get excited for them and then they come with the limp dick or the wack ass head game. really? seriously? SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!! put them on their version of a sex offender poster and hang em up in the sex shops. do not sleep with this man. he will not cause anything but disappointment.
let me go get started on those posters...
smooches!
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