is that me?

i'm still learning to love all of my body. i still look in the mirror sometime and marvel at my body. lately, i've been in love with my booty! all my life, i've hated my butt. my mama and sister had/have the best butts and hips. you know the ones that make a man do a double take (and in my mom's instance, the lady that lived next door!). i never had that booty. insert sad face. so i'm going thru my years not looking behind me cause i didn't like the view.

 i get married and still don't like my booty. it no curve whatsoever. now according to my sister in law and her friends, i got a butt. uh...no. i'm just wide but ain't no weight on it. here recently, i started looking back at it and i'm like where in the hell did that come from?? i finally got myself a boooooooty!!! i'm so happy! i'm doing the gator dance and er'thang! 

now folks are telling me i gotta learn how to twerk. um no. i don't have to do that. i'm already married. and even if i wasn't... i love sports, i cook, give head and swallow an i do anal. nah, i don't think i need to twerk. i'm good. as long as i know how to bounce my ass on the dick, that's all the dancing i need to do.

so take an inventory of yourself ladies. what part of your body have you had a love/hate relationship with? embrace it!

smooches!