really?

i consider myself a good friend. i will admit that i'm not sitting up on the phone with you all day and i may not go out with you all the time. but if you need me, i'm there for you. now if you ask to borrow some money from me, then i expect you to return me my money. i loaned a friend of mine some cash. she gave me a sob story and i bought it. her words were "i'll pay you back on my next paycheck". ok, cool. um... maybe i should've asked when that payday was. it's been 3 months and i ain't seen nan nickel of my money. yet in still, she's posting up on facebook all this shit that she's been doing and buying. really? um ok. next time, miss me with that sad bullshit. you get a deaf ear. you wanna be texting me, saying you miss me. yeah...well.. bitch i miss my money. maybe we can have a meet and greet.

i like to dance about as much as the next person. i like hanging out with my girls and having a good time. but i don't have to go out. i'm good either way. hell, most times, after dealing with a long ass work week, my energetic ass daughter and taking care of house and home, i don't feel like going out. does it make me a bad person? nope. maybe dull. but hey... fuck you too. if you ask me if i want to go out and i tell you no, don't keep asking me. i've already said no. you're the one that's getting your feelings hurt by steadily asking me. if you say that you are going out to a place that i've previously told you i don't like, why do you get mad when i tell you i don't want to go? wtf?? are you deaf???

i'm married. but it's not perfect. what marriage is? i do understand the plight of my friends that have become bored in their marriages. but if you're going to step out on him, have a good ass plan when you are trying to sneak out to meet your side piece. if you have children that you have to make plans for, have a solid plan and stop talking in front of them. especially if that child talks too damn much! make sure that you have a back up plan in case the 1st one goes bust. if that one fails, then please reschedule. also, if you are involving other folks in your scheme, you gotta make sure that they are down for your plan and that they know what they need to say or do in case they are questioned by the spouse. you can't switch shit up and then expect all the players to know what the hell is going on. you can't get mad if they are still going on the 1st play and you didn't call an audible to say that you are going with a hail mary. really?

i'm not a psychologist but i do think that i'm a fairly intelligent individual. if you come to me with a problem and ask me my advice... don't just do it to do it. if you just want to vent, that's cool. i won't say shit. i'll just let you talk. not a problem. but if you ask me my advice and i give it to you, don't shit on it. don't continue with the same fucked up ass behavior and then keep coming back to me asking me what the hell you should do. bitch, i told you a month ago what the fuck you should do! did you listen then? hell nah. so guess what... i'm no longer sympathetic. i'm no longer listening to you with both ears. you may get the gas face. whatever the case is, my patience with you has run out. my next advice for you is to tell you to get the fuck outta my face with that bullshit!

uuuugggh... really?